1. What's your sign?
A) -Aries
B) -Taurus
C) -Gemini
D) -Cancer
E) -Leo
F) -Virgo
G) -Libra
H) -Scorpio
I) -Sagittarius
J) -Capricorn
K) -Aquarius
L) -Pisces

2. A stormy day makes you feel:

A) -introspective
B) -excited
C) -irritable
D) -nervous

3. Which of these seems the most romantic weekend getaway?

A) -A house on the cliffs overlooking the ocean at Big Sur, beach combing at twilight.
B) -A cabin in the mountains at Big Bear Lake, stargazing from a porch swing.
C) -A five-star luxury hotel in the city; theater, art galleries and fine restaurants.
D) -Sun and fun on the lovely resort island of Catalina, partying and dancing till dawn.

4. What qualities do you look for first in a romantic partner?

A) -style and class
B) -warmth and sense of humor
C) -integrity and spiritual strength
D) -physical attractiveness and sexual chemistry

5. Who comes closest to fitting your idea of a hero?

A) -Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
B) -Albert Einstein
C) -Malcom X
D) -Harpo Marx

6. Which of these classic films is your favorite?

A) -Casablanca
B) -Rear Window
C) -The Seven Samurai
D) -The Wizard of Oz

7. What are you most afraid of?

A) -Heights
B) -Tight, enclosed spaces
C) -Water/drowning
D) -Spiders/insects

8. Your dream occupation would be?

A) -Wandering Buddhist monk
B) -Astronaut
C) -President of the United States
D) -Movie star

9. Your favorite American folk hero is:

A) -Paul Bunyan
B) -Johnny Appleseed
C) -John Henry
D) -Sasquatch/Bigfoot

10. Which smell do you prefer?

A) -The breeze off the ocean just before a storm.
B) -The scent of woodsmoke on a crisp autumn morning.
C) -The aroma of freshly baked bread cooling on a window sill.
D) -The fragrance of tropical flowers carried on a warm tradewind.

11. If you were a natural disaster, which would you be?

A) -An 8.5 earthquake
B) -A raging forest fire
C) -A massive volcanic eruption
D) -A rain of frogs

12. Tales of mysterious disappearances in the Bermuda Triangle are:

A) -nothing more than a series of coincidences and hoaxes.
B) -possible evidence of extraterrestrial abductions or a dimensional vortex.
C) -a government cover-up of illegal military activities.
D) -Don't know, don't care.

13. Which of the following works would you be most inclined to regard as an inspirational text?

A) -Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert M. Pirsig
B) -The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
C) -The Art of War by Sun Tzu
D) -Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak

14. You're in a standoff with a crazed terrorist. He uses an elderly nun as a shield and threatens to kill her if you don't drop your weapon. You know he isn't bluffing. What do you do?

A) -Throw him your weapon, hoping to get a drop on him with your back-up piece when he lets his guard down.
B) -Negotiate with him to take you in exchange for the hostage.
C) -Take the possible risk of killing the hostage and try to take him out with a shot to the head.
D) -Call for back-up.

15. What must you know about a person before you can become physically intimate with them?

A) -That they seem to possess an "inner beauty".
B) -A little something about their hopes, their dreams, what they were like when they were children.
C) -A thorough background check to determine that they are what they claim to be and have no hidden agendas.
D) -That they're foxy.

16. Which of the following sounds most like a possible past life for you?

A) -A Native American shaman
B) -A wandering Renaissance minstrel
C) -A ronin, a samurai warrior without a master
D) -A Medieval court jester who was burned at the stake for heresy

17. Perfect love is:

A) -once in a lifetime.
B) -just around the corner.
C) -an illusion.
D) -frequent and fleeting.

18. How does this quote from Richard Bach's Jonathan Livingston Seagull make you feel?

"To begin with… you've got to understand that a seagull is an unlimited idea of freedom, an image of the Great Gull, and the whole body, from wingtip to wingtip, is nothing more than thought itself."

A) -Uplifted
B) -Baffled
C) -Annoyed
D) -Bored

19. The object we'd be most likely to find in your home is:

A) -a hot tub.
B) -a barbecue.
C) -a punching bag.
D) -"Rock'em Sock'em" Robots^®

20. If you could travel back in time and assassinate Hitler, you would:

A) -abduct him and bring him back to the present to stand trial for his crimes against humanity.
B) -not do it, feeling that you have no business deciding the course of human history.
C) -kill him stone-cold dead.
D) -leave the decision to someone else and use the time machine for your own purposes.

21. With which of the following "Star Wars" characters do you most identify?

A) -Han Solo
B) -Luke Skywalker
C) -Darth Vader
D) -Chewbacca

22. Which of the following Native American names best describes your inner essence?

A) -Stormheart
B) -Laughing Bear
C) -Fire At Night
D) -Runs With Raccoons

23. If you had an animal spirit guide, what would it be?

A) -A wolf
B) -A fox
C) -A leopard
D) -A gorilla